dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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