2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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