And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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