Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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