I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He shit in the fireplace
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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