I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
