That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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