I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
