But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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