make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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