so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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