you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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