i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I got inside last night via doggy door
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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