I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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