Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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