Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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