awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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