who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
