we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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