This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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