Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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