And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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