absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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