people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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