i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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