Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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