Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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