margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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