Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
