oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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