Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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