feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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