Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My ass is underappreciated
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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