That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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