Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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