CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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