Plan B is the new Plan A
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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