never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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