Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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