i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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