Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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