Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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