kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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