windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Come on in and take your pants off
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