i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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