: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
