dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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