Walk of Shame. In a state park.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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