very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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