Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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