I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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