at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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