he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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