ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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