is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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