Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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